Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
I work in that really big tall building in Chicago. I am a big shot and I work for an even bigger shot . I love my job. The babies and I went into the office for the obligatory visit after having babies. I love to see the babies when other people bring theirs in …
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BOOM. The girl opens her eyes. IT HAS STARTED. After a night of only waking up mommy and daddy once, the babies wake up for the day. They both sleep like champions at night. From about 10pm to 3am and then until about 6 or 7am. See? Got Damn Champions. Anyway, the girl opens her …
Ah, my old nemesis and friend, I've missed you. Well, no I haven't, actually, you can get bent. Wait, you can't? Oh yeah, well, at least beat it. Go pound sand or something. Welcome to the rodeo! It's been a year since we started this Infertility to In Vitro Fertization to Baby process. We started …
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