Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
Ah, my old nemesis and friend, I've missed you. Well, no I haven't, actually, you can get bent. Wait, you can't? Oh yeah, well, at least beat it. Go pound sand or something. Welcome to the rodeo! It's been a year since we started this Infertility to In Vitro Fertization to Baby process. We started …
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As I sit here I have spit up on my shoulder and pee and poop on my pants. And no, it's not mine. But the glamour doesn't stop there. Oh no, there is the smell. The sour smell of breast milk wafting through the air that I MUST FIND THE SOURCE OF. Is it on …
I am a misfit. I am an alcoholic. I am a late bloomer and a social undesirable. I am not who advertisers cater to. I am less than. I am a woman closer to 40 than to 30. I was childless, up until recently. I am a renter. I am divorced and now married …
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