We have found our Nanny. She is practically perfect in every way. We just have to work out the details. It struck me as I was texting her last night with an utterly ADORABLE picture of Hall & Oates, that I was wooing her. Like a second wife or something. I was sweet talking her. …
My Very First Mother’s Day as a Mom
It's almost Mother's Day. There are a lot of those pesky feelings cropping up. Such as - I AM RESPONSIBLE. Like, REALLY RESPONSIBLE for these two beings. Who the hell made that decision? I did. Which means I have to really be responsible for myself or these babies are screwed. There was a long stretch …
These Babies Have Stolen My Dignity
There was a post on a popular Twins site the other day saying something like, "Have your multiples ever stolen something they weren't supposed to?" Of course my immediate answer was, "they've stolen my dignity." Contrary to what you might think, I wasn't always the HEY LET ME FLASH YOU MY BEWBIES gal that I …
Too Sober For This 