My Very First Mother’s Day as a Mom

It's almost Mother's Day.  There are a lot of those pesky feelings cropping up.  Such as - I AM RESPONSIBLE.  Like, REALLY RESPONSIBLE for these two beings.  Who the hell made that decision?  I did.  Which means I have to really be responsible for myself or these babies are screwed.  There was a long stretch …

These Babies Have Stolen My Dignity

There was a post on a popular Twins site the other day saying something like, "Have your multiples ever stolen something they weren't supposed to?" Of course my immediate answer was, "they've stolen my dignity." Contrary to what you might think, I wasn't always the HEY LET ME FLASH YOU MY BEWBIES gal that I …

There’s Never Been Anything So Traumatic as Felicity’s Haircut

That would be a great band name. Felicity's Haircut.  Let me write that down.  I am re-watching Felicity on Netflix right now while feeding and pumping and folding laundry and such because it's good background and I don't have to pay absolute attention as I can't really do that with any show right now - …