What Femininity Means to Me Today

So, right before I pump, you know, when I'm at my moment of explosion,  I like to strut around and act like Joanie Holloway-Harris because that's the closest my décolletage and profile will ever be to hers.  Now, if only I could smoke and drink in moderation to make it really fantastical.....a girl can dream, right?  Moderation?  AS IF.   Photo courtesy of the …