We have found our Nanny. She is practically perfect in every way. We just have to work out the details. It struck me as I was texting her last night with an utterly ADORABLE picture of Hall & Oates, that I was wooing her. Like a second wife or something. I was sweet talking her. …
My Very First Mother’s Day as a Mom
It's almost Mother's Day. There are a lot of those pesky feelings cropping up. Such as - I AM RESPONSIBLE. Like, REALLY RESPONSIBLE for these two beings. Who the hell made that decision? I did. Which means I have to really be responsible for myself or these babies are screwed. There was a long stretch …
There’s Never Been Anything So Traumatic as Felicity’s Haircut
That would be a great band name. Felicity's Haircut. Let me write that down. I am re-watching Felicity on Netflix right now while feeding and pumping and folding laundry and such because it's good background and I don't have to pay absolute attention as I can't really do that with any show right now - …
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