Happy Fancy Pants Big Shot – I Mean Administrative Professionals – Day!
Happy I Just Work Here Day.
Happy HOW DO YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS Day.
Happy Would You Like Cream or Sugar in Your Coffee Day.
Happy WHERE IS EVERYBODY? Don’t Worry, the Admins are Here Day.
Happy Joanie Holloway Anything is Possible and You Best Watch Yourself Day.

Joan Harris: “Where the hell else would I be? This is my office. And you all better stop cutting through here, it’s not a thoroughfare. Take the extra steps, you could use them.”
Happy Your Husband/Wife is on the Phone Day.
Happy Your Two Year Old is on the FaceTime Day.
Happy Yes I Can Run to the Bank and Make that Deposit for You Day.
Happy I’m Thrilled to Change that Flight for You for the 18th Time Day.
Happy Do You Want Mayo on Your Sandwich Today Day.
Happy I Will Call the Hotel and See if They Found Your Pants in the Room Day.
Happy Should I Sign the Card for You or Would You Like to Sign Day.
Happy OH MY GODS IS IT FREEZING IN HERE OR WHAT Day.
Happy I Don’t Think Anyone Would Know What Your Actual Signature Looks Like Day.
Happy No, He’s Not Here to Speak with You – He’s Fled the Country Day.
Happy CAN SOMEBODY PUT THESE GD DISHES IN THE DISHWASHER YOU KNOW YOUR MAMA DOESN’T WORK HERE Day.
Happy Yes I Can Help You with That. I Can Do Anything Day.
Happy I Know Your Schedule Better than You Do, So No Touching Your Calendar Day.
Happy That Gentleman You Met with in Europe 10 Years Ago is on the Phone. The One with the Accent and the Hair. Yes, with the Horses Day.
Happy Sure I Can Make Up 25 Copies of that Sports Team Presentation for Your Daughter’s Banquet Day.
Happy SUIT UP AND SHOW UP Day.
Happy I Cannot Believe I’ve Been Here for Almost 15 Years Day.
Happy My Life Completely Changed (along with my Attitude through the years) for the Better When I Walked Through Those Doors 15 Years Ago Day.
Happy I Actually Get Paid to Do This Day.
Happy I Work with Some Incredible People Most of Whom I NEVER Would Have Met ANY OTHER WAY than Here Day.
Happy You’ve Afforded Us to Get Sick and Take Maternity Leave and Go on Vacation While Still Getting Paid Day.
Happy This Place and My Boss Have Given Me More than I Ever Dreamed Day.
Happy I Do all this Because I am Damn Good at it and I am Respected, Trusted and Valued Day.
Happy I Know my Worth and I’m so Thankful They Do as Well Day.
Happy My Boss is the Most Charming Gracious Man on the Planet and I’m so Lucky he Works for Me Day.
Happy I Do all this with a Smile on my GD Face Even When I Don’t Want to Because I am so GD Grateful to have a Good Job Day.
Roger Sterling: [regarding the recently-deceased Miss Blankenship] What’s her occupation? Secretary?
Joan Harris: Executive secretary.
Bertram Cooper: She was born in 1898 in a barn, she died on the 37th floor of a skyscraper; she’s an astronaut.
I am a GD Astronaut.
Happy IT’S HANDLED Day.
Happy WE KNOW WHO REALLY RUNS THIS SHIT Day.
Happy Fancy Pants Big Shot – I Mean Administrative Professionals – Day! EVERY DAMN DAY.
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