As I sit here I have spit up on my shoulder and pee and poop on my pants. And no, it's not mine. But the glamour doesn't stop there. Oh no, there is the smell. The sour smell of breast milk wafting through the air that I MUST FIND THE SOURCE OF. Is it on …
It’s Coming From INSIDE THE HOUSE
This thing. This little white piece of plastic with tiny little green lights on the front of it that go from one little dot as pictured above, to 5 RAGING LIGHTS OF HELL BLARING AT ME AS I TRY TO TAKE A 3 MINUTE SHOWER FOR THE LOVE.... The BABY MONITOR. Our apartment is …
Do You Have the Guts to Look a Grown Bunny Straight in the Eyes and Poop Like a Champion?
I DIDN'T THINK SO. But one of my twins did. Hard. The boy child - Oates - went for it. Go big or go home. The girl child - Hall - slept through the whole debacle. Side-note - I hide the baby faces, get used to it. WHEN - Last Friday THE SCENE - The …
Too Sober For This 