We burst in from the cold and happened upon the most magical Neiman Marcus in all the land. The Sales Ladies "coo-ed" and the Security Guards "awww-ed". We took it all in from tip to toe as overhead trumpeted a tune we all know. We hurried to meet our dear friends and to form a …
All I Want for Christmas is to Stop Crying All the Damn Time
It's been a wild ride, this past year. As I think back to a year ago when I was filled to the brim with babies, not yet knowing who they were or what they would look like or HOW THE HELL WERE THEY GOING TO GET OUT OF THERE ANYWAY? I was at my wit's end with discomfort …
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Holiday Stress is Stressful
It's here, people! Look alive, now. It's the Schmolidays stress in full effect! For me, it has nothing to do with gifts, as we aren't even really doing gifts this year, for anyone. One good thing about being broke with twins is no stress about gifts. People understand. For me, it's all about stress with …
Too Sober For This 