WE DID IT! We are in our NEW HOME. I have much to write about and share with you, BUT I AM A LITTLE BUSY and I'm in the midst of an epic blood curdling battle with Comcast about our WiFi (you've never heard so many cuss words come out of this woman's mouth), so …
10 Ways Toddlers are Just like Tiny Alcoholics
I'm a recovering alcoholic. I have two toddlers. My world is pretty much full of drunks (both active and sober) and toddlers and I find this oddly comforting as they're my favorites. Have you ever said no to an alcoholic? Saying no to a toddler is oddly similar. Neither cares for the word "no" very …
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Letter to a New Mom: You are the Most Qualified
Dear New Mom, Wait, scratch this letter thing. I'm coming over. I'm here. I'm here so let's chat while you feed that perfect baby. I'm gonna kick everybody else out so it's just you and me. I'll keep a safe distance, because I know. I get it. But let's talk. And then I'll stay …
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Too Sober For This 