Last dance. Last call. Last chance! Last fall. Last drink. Last day. My kids say last day instead of yesterday, which, as my mom says, actually makes sense since we say last night. From the moment we are shot forth from the warm safe bellies from whence we came, we've had firsts and we've had …
Kids Will Absolutely Ruin the Marriage You Once Had
Marriage can be hard in the best of circumstances and without kids. Kids will absolutely ruin the marriage you once had. And yet we keeping sticking around and asking for more. What the hell is the matter with us? "Having kids sent a tornado through your marriage, then made you happy for the devastation. Even …
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Keep Living Until You Feel Alive Again
I look at my social media memories every morning as part of my checks - Email - Check Facebook - Check Twitter - Check Instagram - Check Neko Atsume - MAN THOSE CATS MUST BE HUNGRY - Check Kids - throw some cereal their way - CHECK Today I looked and saw this - As …
Too Sober For This 