Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
It's the New Year, so of course the Death Montages have begun, where we visit the lives of those who've passed in the last year as we celebrate their contributions to our world. What would yours say? What would your contribution to the world be? Did you leave your mark or are you waiting for …
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We burst in from the cold and happened upon the most magical Neiman Marcus in all the land. The Sales Ladies "coo-ed" and the Security Guards "awww-ed". We took it all in from tip to toe as overhead trumpeted a tune we all know. We hurried to meet our dear friends and to form a …
It's been a wild ride, this past year. As I think back to a year ago when I was filled to the brim with babies, not yet knowing who they were or what they would look like or HOW THE HELL WERE THEY GOING TO GET OUT OF THERE ANYWAY? I was at my wit's end with discomfort …
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Too Sober For This 