I rarely take taxis anymore, but when I do I get extremely nauseous. The minute I enter, maybe even before my feet hit the floor, the bile rises to my throat before I can ask, "can you please roll my window down back here?" Why do all taxis smell the same? It's not an altogether terrible …
Keep Living Until You Feel Alive Again
I look at my social media memories every morning as part of my checks - Email - Check Facebook - Check Twitter - Check Instagram - Check Neko Atsume - MAN THOSE CATS MUST BE HUNGRY - Check Kids - throw some cereal their way - CHECK Today I looked and saw this - As …
To the Woman at the Park Heartbroken with Infertility
To the woman at the park heartbroken with infertility, Thank you. Thank you for approaching us right away and saying hello. Thank you for asking if they are twins. YES. Yes they are and they are, "HEY HOW OLD ARE YOU TWO?" "TWO. WE GONNA BE FREE ON OUR BIRFDAY." Thank you for NOT immediately …
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