Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
Ah, my old nemesis and friend, I've missed you. Well, no I haven't, actually, you can get bent. Wait, you can't? Oh yeah, well, at least beat it. Go pound sand or something. Welcome to the rodeo! It's been a year since we started this Infertility to In Vitro Fertization to Baby process. We started …
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As I sit here I have spit up on my shoulder and pee and poop on my pants. And no, it's not mine. But the glamour doesn't stop there. Oh no, there is the smell. The sour smell of breast milk wafting through the air that I MUST FIND THE SOURCE OF. Is it on …
This thing. This little white piece of plastic with tiny little green lights on the front of it that go from one little dot as pictured above, to 5 RAGING LIGHTS OF HELL BLARING AT ME AS I TRY TO TAKE A 3 MINUTE SHOWER FOR THE LOVE.... The BABY MONITOR. Our apartment is …
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