Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
I am not a single parent. If I play my cards right, hopefully I won't ever have to be. But I am for a few days as my dear sweet dumpster husband is off in Vegas burning through our whole $5 worth of savings for his annual boy's weekend. I'm so happy he gets to do …
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I LOVE OLD PEOPLE. Here's why: I get to talk really loudly around them and they don't give a rip. In fact, they kind of enjoy not having to strain to hear me. I am a loud talker anyway and this benefits both of us. Old people have lived through the shit, man. They have …
Whenever I see an article about twins, I read it because I think, HEY THAT IS ABOUT US! What I find though, is a lot of negativity and fear mongering. And that is NOT about us. Similar to the books that are out there about having twins, it seems people like to scare the crap …
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