Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
Excuse me. Yes, I'm terribly sorry to interrupt you and your sparkling water drinking at this bar that I know you loathe because, well, we don't imbibe anymore and this kind of thing is a big fat bore, but I need you to know a few things so you'll just have to indulge me. It's ok, …
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Inspired by this fantastical post right here, I decided we needed a What One-Year-Old Twins Want from Santa post. Dear Santa, We know that you are very busy, but since you were so kind to us when we met you just last week , we have worked non-stop to compile a list as you requested. You don't …
It would be easy to snarl and say, "Hey! It's November 3rd and Schmolidays stuff is up already?" as I have done every other year. But not this year. This year is altogether different. Because this year, we have babies! Here are 5 reasons I've decided that this year, there will be so much damn …
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Too Sober For This 