"What can I get for my 2 year old for Christmas?" Really? REALLY? 2-year-olds, at least mine, have no concept of what they want other than what is right in front of them. They want what their siblings have or what we say they cannot have. In that spirit, and going off what I wrote …
How to Stay Happy Joyous and Free During the Holidays as a Sober Person
Because I'm an alcoholic and always will be, I would really like to be able to drink at these holiday parties I'm going to in the coming weeks. But what happens then? I fall into the Christmas tree. It's happened. TWICE. Two separate years yours truly fell drunkenly into the company Christmas tree. It's really …
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Not the most perfect house on the block
We landed in a vat of chocolate with this new house. I mean, sure it flooded a month after we moved in and we had to replace half the roof already, but who doesn't have some immediate problems when they move in, am I right? We've fixed the problems and know what we are dealing …
Too Sober For This 