He is deliciously close. So close we can all taste it as if we are sucking on hard candy that's almost gone, that sharp, tiny little sliver that's left in your mouth, sticky while coating your tongue as you suck furiously even after you've begun your decent into wishing it hadn't dissolved so quickly and …
A How To Guide on Being Happy
People ask me all the time how I'm so happy. Or they say, YOU'RE SO GD HAPPY ALL THE TIME HOW DO YOU DO THAT? It's not mysterious or elusive. It's not something you need to pay a ton of money for or go to seminars or even read self help books to attain. …
5 Reasons to Fully Embrace the Holidays This Year
It would be easy to snarl and say, "Hey! It's November 3rd and Schmolidays stuff is up already?" as I have done every other year. But not this year. This year is altogether different. Because this year, we have babies! Here are 5 reasons I've decided that this year, there will be so much damn …
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Too Sober For This 