It's my 4 year wedding anniversary to my dear sweet dumpster husband today! When I think we've only been married 4 years and realize all we've been through, it blows my tiny mind. I wrote this last year, and it is chock full o' pictures from our wedding and our original love story of Second …
I Get to be a Mom
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Tips for Finding Your Perfect Nanny
We have found our Nanny. She is practically perfect in every way. We just have to work out the details. It struck me as I was texting her last night with an utterly ADORABLE picture of Hall & Oates, that I was wooing her. Like a second wife or something. I was sweet talking her. …
Too Sober For This 