Last dance. Last call. Last chance! Last fall. Last drink. Last day. My kids say last day instead of yesterday, which, as my mom says, actually makes sense since we say last night. From the moment we are shot forth from the warm safe bellies from whence we came, we've had firsts and we've had …
Kids Will Absolutely Ruin the Marriage You Once Had
Marriage can be hard in the best of circumstances and without kids. Kids will absolutely ruin the marriage you once had. And yet we keeping sticking around and asking for more. What the hell is the matter with us? "Having kids sent a tornado through your marriage, then made you happy for the devastation. Even …
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12 Ways Fitbits Should Track Exercise for Moms
I got my Fitbit for Mother's Day last year. YES I asked for it, so don't even go there. Now, I do a lot of walking. Commuting to the train, downtown for work, with these kiddos for miles and miles to the parks and everywhere else we go. If it's warm enough and within about …
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