Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
I started joking before they were even born that this would happen. All twin moms do. Because you DO need to be looking in two directions at the same time. While I thought this was simply a metaphor for twin care, it ACTUALLY happened to me. Having twins made my eyes go in two directions. …
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You never know who you will find inside the disguise. The protection. The armor. Just look in her eyes. Just smell his breath. Just try to imagine combing her course twisted hair. Just think what his skin looks like underneath that layer of grime. He can't remember the last time he went to the dentist …
First I was all OH BUT I LOVE THIS OLD BED AND I AM SO SENTIMENTAL ABOUT IT AND LOOK AT IT. It's held up by books. BY BOOKS! THIS OLD BED. Hand me down with hand me down mattresses from my Grammie (what a broad she was). Eliza is the only one who still enjoys …
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