BOOM. The girl opens her eyes. IT HAS STARTED. After a night of only waking up mommy and daddy once, the babies wake up for the day. They both sleep like champions at night. From about 10pm to 3am and then until about 6 or 7am. See? Got Damn Champions. Anyway, the girl opens her …
The Big Infertility to In Vitro Fertilization to Baby Round Up
Ah, my old nemesis and friend, I've missed you. Well, no I haven't, actually, you can get bent. Wait, you can't? Oh yeah, well, at least beat it. Go pound sand or something. Welcome to the rodeo! It's been a year since we started this Infertility to In Vitro Fertization to Baby process. We started …
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What’s That Smell? And Other Party Games
As I sit here I have spit up on my shoulder and pee and poop on my pants. And no, it's not mine. But the glamour doesn't stop there. Oh no, there is the smell. The sour smell of breast milk wafting through the air that I MUST FIND THE SOURCE OF. Is it on …
