This thing. This little white piece of plastic with tiny little green lights on the front of it that go from one little dot as pictured above, to 5 RAGING LIGHTS OF HELL BLARING AT ME AS I TRY TO TAKE A 3 MINUTE SHOWER FOR THE LOVE.... The BABY MONITOR. Our apartment is …
I Love Misfits
I am a misfit. I am an alcoholic. I am a late bloomer and a social undesirable. I am not who advertisers cater to. I am less than. I am a woman closer to 40 than to 30. I was childless, up until recently. I am a renter. I am divorced and now married …
Do You Have the Guts to Look a Grown Bunny Straight in the Eyes and Poop Like a Champion?
I DIDN'T THINK SO. But one of my twins did. Hard. The boy child - Oates - went for it. Go big or go home. The girl child - Hall - slept through the whole debacle. Side-note - I hide the baby faces, get used to it. WHEN - Last Friday THE SCENE - The …
