As I sit here I have spit up on my shoulder and pee and poop on my pants. And no, it's not mine. But the glamour doesn't stop there. Oh no, there is the smell. The sour smell of breast milk wafting through the air that I MUST FIND THE SOURCE OF. Is it on …
It’s Coming From INSIDE THE HOUSE
This thing. This little white piece of plastic with tiny little green lights on the front of it that go from one little dot as pictured above, to 5 RAGING LIGHTS OF HELL BLARING AT ME AS I TRY TO TAKE A 3 MINUTE SHOWER FOR THE LOVE.... The BABY MONITOR. Our apartment is …
I Love Misfits
I am a misfit. I am an alcoholic. I am a late bloomer and a social undesirable. I am not who advertisers cater to. I am less than. I am a woman closer to 40 than to 30. I was childless, up until recently. I am a renter. I am divorced and now married …
