So, right before I pump, you know, when I'm at my moment of explosion, I like to strut around and act like Joanie Holloway-Harris because that's the closest my décolletage and profile will ever be to hers. Now, if only I could smoke and drink in moderation to make it really fantastical.....a girl can dream, right? Moderation? AS IF. Photo courtesy of the …
Diary of a Mom’s First Day Back at Work
It's here. This is the Diary of a Mom's First Day Back at Work. Dear Diary, I didn't sleep at all Sunday night. I woke up early Monday morning and hoped the babies were up because I really wanted to feed and snuggle before leaving this first day. Yay, they were stirring. I didn't even have to "accidentally" …
The Most Selfish Mommy in All the Land
I have a rational side. I think. But it hasn't been showing itself very often lately. Lately I feel like the most selfish mommy in all the land. The side that is showing itself is this highly protective version of myself that I don't recognize. Now, all you moms are saying, "duh, you're a mom …
Too Sober For This 