As I was squeezing my breasts into the bathroom sink (all the glamour), it hit me. He's done. I'm done. The last direct bodily connection to me nourishing him is going away. So I cried. As I cleaned out my lingerie chest last weekend and got rid of all of stretched out, torn, broken nursing …
All the ways 18-month-olds are Incredible
My babes are A YEAR AND A HALF TODAY. Whoa. They were just blobs not too long ago and now they are absolutely incredible little humans. People tend to say, "oh they are getting so big!" or "stop them from getting any bigger!" As if getting bigger is a bad thing. That bugs me. Each …
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Dear New Mom of Twins
Dear New Mom of Twins, I've been doing this twin mom thing for 2 years now, and well, my kids are doing quite well. I think. I believe that qualifies me to drop some wisdom bombs on all of you in the trenches of the first year. First off, I want to tell you that …
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