Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
It's November! That magical month where people magically become softer, kinder, gentler, and more vocally grateful! I love seeing gratitude. I love hearing folks proclaim their gratitude. Now, I am not good at much, but gratitude and thankfulness? THAT'S MY JAM. If you know me at all then you know not a day, hell, …
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To the woman at the park heartbroken with infertility, Thank you. Thank you for approaching us right away and saying hello. Thank you for asking if they are twins. YES. Yes they are and they are, "HEY HOW OLD ARE YOU TWO?" "TWO. WE GONNA BE FREE ON OUR BIRFDAY." Thank you for NOT immediately …
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You might be living with toddlers if: Autocorrect totally harshes your toddler speak mellow. I AM QUOTING MY KIDS AND THEY SAID "FWYFWY" DAMMIT, NOT FRENCH FRY. And it means butterfly, so not even close. I need it to be as ducking cute as they are, autocorrect. Get it together already. Everywhere you go …
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