Hey kids. I know it's hard to believe, but I was alive a long time before I became your mom. Before I ever knew your names or what you would look like, before I knew your smell or your mischievous laughter, there was a woman who lived about three lifetimes to be ready. I don't …
24 reasons why 42 is my favorite year
There are lots of reasons I'm diving into my 42nd year on this planet with gusto. You're in luck too because I'm going to list them here! I like popcorn. Way too much. I eat it for dinner a couple nights a week. Sometimes I eat nachos in bed while watching Friends (just finished the …
Free for the Taking
I walked into the office kitchen this morning to find this - My immediate reaction was to laugh. My next reaction was to find a bag and a way to sneak it all out. And then I went into the ladies room. And I laughed some more. I look so normal (I DO COME …
Too Sober For This 