Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
It was harmless enough. The babes (not yet four years old) and I were driving back from Woodfield Mall 3 days before Christmas (yes, I lost my damn mind), and as we made the 40 minute drive I was pummeled by relentless questioning starting with: "How do you make two babies?" "Well when two people …
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The water seeped through the kitchen floor from the refrigerator water line to the ceiling of the basement and then flooded the floor. So the crews came in and did the same thing they did two years ago when we flooded. That time it was from the outside, and this time it came from INSIDE …
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Before you start chasing me with pitchforks and torches, let me just say this isn't your typical, YOU SHOULDN'T DO THIS or STOP DOING THIS post. Aren't there enough of those out there for like, 800 lifetimes? Emphatically I say it again, unless you are harming yourself or others are under duress because of what you …
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