Babies Grow Too Darn Fast

I'm having a hard time letting go.  Hall & Oates are 15 weeks old today and just now out of newborn clothes.  Well, the girl is just now out of newborn clothes and the boy has been out for about 3 weeks now.  He's the big brother - by 2 minutes.   So,  I'm folding …

Baby Nonsense – Best of Lists

I am an expert at nothing but nonsense, but I've found a few things to be ridiculously helpful while in these first few months.  I've been keeping a note on my iPhone called "Best Baby Shit" just for you!  And while BEST BABY SHIT may mean a triumph of baby bodily functions to some, for …

Alcoholism: The Only Disease That Tells Me That I Don’t Have a Disease

It would be easy to think that I had this alcoholism thing licked.  I mean, look at me. I've got two beautiful baby twins, a husband who adores me (HE ADORES ME, DAMMIT) a great job, my relationships have healed in profound ways or gone by the wayside....it other words, the dust has settled (with …