So, right before I pump, you know, when I'm at my moment of explosion, I like to strut around and act like Joanie Holloway-Harris because that's the closest my décolletage and profile will ever be to hers. Now, if only I could smoke and drink in moderation to make it really fantastical.....a girl can dream, right? Moderation? AS IF. Photo courtesy of the …
The Ultimate List of Best Solid Foods for 6 Month Olds
Milk was easy. Well, in the hospital when they were first born and I cried every time they latched, it wasn't easy, but after the first week or so, you fall into a groove and you know when they're hungry they get one thing. M I L K. There's no guesswork. I don't like having …
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Have You Ever Seen a Baby Wearing a Cute Little Helmet and Wondered Why?
Have you ever seen a baby wearing a cute little helmet and wondered why? So you're out walking around and you come upon a cutey cute little baby and they have a helmet like thing on their head and you're all, "Hey! I wonder what the deal is with that cutey cute little baby?" I …
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