Every year on my birthday my little mama calls me and says with a shaky yet happy voice, "(however many years ago - this year it's 40 years ago) right now it was just you and me kiddo." It's more profound this year than any other year as I have my own babies to help me reflect on …
If Life Were Fair, I Would Be Dead
Happiness is not our right. We don't have the right to happiness. Stop believing that. Just stop it. We have to work at happiness. It doesn't just happen. I'm so damn tired of entitlement and people thinking they are owed something by life just by existing. Do some damn work, already. People mope around and act all …
The Guilt of Twins
Next to sobriety and tricking my husband into marrying me, having twins is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. But there is something associated with having twins that I know other moms feel too. That ugly bastard named GUILT. It started out innocently enough. After people put the fear of god into us …
Too Sober For This 