Last dance. Last call. Last chance! Last fall. Last drink. Last day. My kids say last day instead of yesterday, which, as my mom says, actually makes sense since we say last night. From the moment we are shot forth from the warm safe bellies from whence we came, we've had firsts and we've had …
Kids Will Absolutely Ruin the Marriage You Once Had
Marriage can be hard in the best of circumstances and without kids. Kids will absolutely ruin the marriage you once had. And yet we keeping sticking around and asking for more. What the hell is the matter with us? "Having kids sent a tornado through your marriage, then made you happy for the devastation. Even …
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Long Live the Neighborhood
I found myself killing time on Saturday in the suburbs. Specifically, the suburbs where I grew up. I had my girl in the backseat with me as we were going to a Bridal Shower that wouldn't start for another 45 minutes - I was hoping she would nap in the car, but you know how …
Too Sober For This 