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I Still Miss Smoking
My husband is out tonight for a few hours and OF COURSE it crosses my mind to light up. I could have a smoke outside in the dark alley because the babies are sleeping and he's out and I could shower afterwards and nobody would ever know. NOBODY WOULD EVER KNOW. That is the alcoholic …
Tips for Finding Your Perfect Nanny
We have found our Nanny. She is practically perfect in every way. We just have to work out the details. It struck me as I was texting her last night with an utterly ADORABLE picture of Hall & Oates, that I was wooing her. Like a second wife or something. I was sweet talking her. …
Too Sober For This 