Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
I am not a single parent. If I play my cards right, hopefully I won't ever have to be. But I am for a few days as my dear sweet dumpster husband is off in Vegas burning through our whole $5 worth of savings for his annual boy's weekend. I'm so happy he gets to do …
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I'm not the coolest chick on the block. Big shocker I know. I am not "in the know" about many things. I never have been. I'm not the most quick witted responder to posts on facebook or twitter or more importantly at a party - but make no mistake - I do have my moments. …
I apologize. A lot. Too damn much. It's burned so deeply and fundamentally into my being that it comes out involuntarily, even when I bump into an inanimate object, I say I'm sorry. "Sorry doorway that I walked into because I am so clumsy, I hope that won't leave a mark." WHAT IS THAT? "sorry sorry …
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