Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
Walking past a dance studio this evening, my 4 year old boy says, “well we don’t have to take any more dance classes because we already have the sweet moves.” Oh to have the confidence of a four year old. BUT WAIT.... I won't tell you how when the kids are at school I often …
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This one goes out to the moms. Yes, just the moms. I know the dads are out there too, doing their deal and I respect that. But this? This is for the moms. This is for the full time working moms who leave early in the morning after doing more before 7am than many do …
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We went to Target yesterday to get two chocolate advent calendars. You know the paper kind with the windows you open up until Christmas and get a terrible chocolate each day? Yeah, those. Well, they didn’t have any. Instead, here is what happened. In typical going to Target for one thing fashion, we walked out …
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