Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
I am in shock. I am entirely saddened. I am angry and confused and feel like I've been duped. Because, as my friend Jane wrote last night: This feels like: Fuck you, women don't matter. Fuck you, black and brown people don't matter. Fuck you, non-Christians don't matter. Fuck you, trans and gay and bi …
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I rarely take taxis anymore, but when I do I get extremely nauseous. The minute I enter, maybe even before my feet hit the floor, the bile rises to my throat before I can ask, "can you please roll my window down back here?" Why do all taxis smell the same? It's not an altogether terrible …
ALL I DO IS CRY. I'm really really good at crying. I cry like it's my freaking job. We had preschool orientation last night. Because my husband was there, I held it together as we entered the room after weeks of prepping our kids for "school". While my girl has been really excited about making …
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