Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
I'm a recovering alcoholic. I have two toddlers. My world is pretty much full of drunks (both active and sober) and toddlers and I find this oddly comforting as they're my favorites. Have you ever said no to an alcoholic? Saying no to a toddler is oddly similar. Neither cares for the word "no" very …
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Dear New Mom, Wait, scratch this letter thing. I'm coming over. I'm here. I'm here so let's chat while you feed that perfect baby. I'm gonna kick everybody else out so it's just you and me. I'll keep a safe distance, because I know. I get it. But let's talk. And then I'll stay …
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We have bought ourselves a new home. We move the end of May and we will be leaving our teeny tiny apartment. While I'm super stoked and beyond excited about this new place and all the joy it's going to bring, there will always and forever be a place in my heart for this place …
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