Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
I had a conversation at preschool drop-off this morning about pregnancy and delivery. We have these conversations a lot lately because our favorite preschool teacher is pregnant with her first baby. As is warranted, she's scared and excited and feeling all the feelings we all do as her delivery date approaches. She said that her …
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Every time we go to the zoo, we have to get a Mold-A-Rama. I think it's a law in Chicago. We grew up with the molded plastic animals, warm to the touch after coming out the machines and highly collectible. Just the waft of them can spark up nostalgia, and if there's one thing my husband …
I MADE A MOM FRIEND TODAY! Because I am now an expert at mom friending, I shall give you 10 foolproof steps to make a mom friend. You're welcome. Pay close attention to social media. When you see pictures pop up on a photographer's page (who took your family pictures too!) of a cute family that …
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