Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
I've noticed something lately. People ask me things. About babies. What I think about certain things. They relate with me about things that I still don't quite believe are happening in my life. My gut responses are as follows: "Why are you asking ME?" "I don't know nothin' bout birthin' no babies!" "Why don't you ask someone …
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So, right before I pump, you know, when I'm at my moment of explosion, I like to strut around and act like Joanie Holloway-Harris because that's the closest my décolletage and profile will ever be to hers. Now, if only I could smoke and drink in moderation to make it really fantastical.....a girl can dream, right? Moderation? AS IF. Photo courtesy of the …
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