You might be living with toddlers if: Autocorrect totally harshes your toddler speak mellow. I AM QUOTING MY KIDS AND THEY SAID "FWYFWY" DAMMIT, NOT FRENCH FRY. And it means butterfly, so not even close. I need it to be as ducking cute as they are, autocorrect. Get it together already. Everywhere you go …
The Days Parents Remember and the Days Kids Will Forget
As a parent you have good days and you have bad days. Some days I parent my kids better than other days. Some days I have more patience. Some days they watch too much Daniel Tiger and Dora and only eat peanut butter and jam sandwiches all day. Some days my kids are absolute stinkers. …
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I am a Mom and I am Pissed off about Guns (AND SWEARING A LOT ABOUT IT)
It is time. It is well past time. I am tired of being afraid to speak up about this for fear of the fallout. I am tired of kowtowing and trying to respect the other side of this, when they truth is, the other side isn't trying to respect us concerned moms with kids in …
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