Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
I'm here to give you some gd perspective this holiday season. A pep talk for the holidays. It may not seem like it at first, but stick with me. Here's what I know. When you've fallen off a train, sloppy drunk, going to your parents house for a holiday and hidden bottles of booze all …
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They're not funny questions or observations to them of course. They're almost three so they question everything. As they should, as we all should. Their wonder is coupled only by their questions and so it balances out. In fact, you get so used to the non-stop barrage of questions with 2 three-year-olds, that when they …
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Sundays can be rough with small children. Hell, they've been rough for me as long as I can remember. Sunday Blues anyone? Well, I like to have a plan on Sundays to combat all the crazy. All the end of our rope. All the anxiety. SO. Yesterday the plan was to make Christmas Spritz Cookies. …
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