Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
One expectation for this holiday season that I can almost guarantee will happen is that I will be wearing comfy pants several days in a row before showering and putting on clean comfy pants. I might know that because it's happening already today. Other than that, I HAVE NO EXPECTATIONS. That's the goal. One of …
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As I stared in the ladies room bathroom mirror, I pulled out three far too long eyebrow hairs and deposited them into the garbage. I glanced at my cleavage and reveled in how I still got it going on in the décolletage area. Then I re-applied my red lipstick. Some might say I look like …
Jimmy Kimmel's Halloween prank videos are not funny. They are just mean. I know that's an unpopular opinion, and I know that many of you will tell me to lighten up or that it's just a joke. If you don't know what I'm talking about, all you have to do is google it and watch …
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