Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
It was harmless enough. The babes (not yet four years old) and I were driving back from Woodfield Mall 3 days before Christmas (yes, I lost my damn mind), and as we made the 40 minute drive I was pummeled by relentless questioning starting with: "How do you make two babies?" "Well when two people …
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I can't seem to form much in the way of a hopeful end of the year post. 2016 can hit the road and take with it all the awful shit it brought our way. As god awful as this year has been, I'm also thankful for all the hard work, all the hope, all the …
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The water seeped through the kitchen floor from the refrigerator water line to the ceiling of the basement and then flooded the floor. So the crews came in and did the same thing they did two years ago when we flooded. That time it was from the outside, and this time it came from INSIDE …
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