I just returned to the office after sitting around a table filled with dead people. About 50 or so dead people all laughing and a couple crying - usually me - just grateful to be alive due to sobriety. You get a brand new appreciation for how bad it was when you hear someone talk who's got …
What Femininity Means to Me Today
So, right before I pump, you know, when I'm at my moment of explosion, I like to strut around and act like Joanie Holloway-Harris because that's the closest my décolletage and profile will ever be to hers. Now, if only I could smoke and drink in moderation to make it really fantastical.....a girl can dream, right? Moderation? AS IF. Photo courtesy of the …
Diary of a Mom’s First Day Back at Work
It's here. This is the Diary of a Mom's First Day Back at Work. Dear Diary, I didn't sleep at all Sunday night. I woke up early Monday morning and hoped the babies were up because I really wanted to feed and snuggle before leaving this first day. Yay, they were stirring. I didn't even have to "accidentally" …
Too Sober For This 