Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
Motherhood can be isolating and lonely and frustrating - yet at the same time and maybe with a bit of perspective - the best thing ever and most importantly, HILARIOUS. My little mama recently sent me a package in the mail. She'd found my baby book - the one she put together about me. I …
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You know the ones. The cuties. The little mandarins that are probably genetically modified (HORRORS) or bad for us in some way - please spare me - to be easier to peel for kids. Not my kiddos yet though. They need me to peel them still. AND SO I PEEL. I peel and I peel …
I usually don't see myself taking a drink. It's more the aftermath. The stretch of time between being drunk and what happens next is what is most terrifying. All of a sudden in what seems like a 5 minute period of time, I'm back on my face with nothing to cling to and nothing to …
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