You might be living with toddlers if: Autocorrect totally harshes your toddler speak mellow. I AM QUOTING MY KIDS AND THEY SAID "FWYFWY" DAMMIT, NOT FRENCH FRY. And it means butterfly, so not even close. I need it to be as ducking cute as they are, autocorrect. Get it together already. Everywhere you go …
The Days Parents Remember and the Days Kids Will Forget
As a parent you have good days and you have bad days. Some days I parent my kids better than other days. Some days I have more patience. Some days they watch too much Daniel Tiger and Dora and only eat peanut butter and jam sandwiches all day. Some days my kids are absolute stinkers. …
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My Last Drink was a Bottle of Nyquil 14 Years Ago
It snuck up on me this year. This Soberthday. This 14 year anniversary of the day I said ENOUGH and finally stopped all the bullshit lies and asked for help with my alcoholism and then took the help being offered to me seriously. The day I chose life on life's terms. That day I walked …
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Too Sober For This 