You Should Probably Ask Someone Who Has Kids

I've noticed something lately.  People ask me things.  About babies.  What I think about certain things.  They relate with me about things that I still don't quite believe are happening in my life. My gut responses are as follows: "Why are you asking ME?"  "I don't know nothin' bout birthin' no babies!" "Why don't you ask someone …

Addicts Will Always Die

There are few things in life that you can count on for sure.  You can't really count on your family and friends.  Just as addicts will always die, humans will always fail you.  Everyone does.  Plus they can't read your mind and your inner most feelings and no matter how much you are connected with someone, if …

Screw You Candy Crush

The first step is admitting you have a problem.  Like I haven't done that enough, I do it every single day with all 18 of my other addictions.  Well, dammit, I am there.  I ADMIT I AM ADDICTED.  To this motherloving Candy Crush Saga nonsense! I don't know who to credit for this photo as …