As I was squeezing lemons into my water this morning in the office kitchen, a co-worker laughed and asked, "are you making sangria?" I then screamed "NO I AM NOT BECAUSE I AM A RAGING ALCOHOLIC HOW DARE YOU - YOU - YOU IGNORAMUS" and ran out of the kitchen with the sting of lemon burning …
My 4 Year Old Daughter Asked to Cut Her Hair Super Short
For roughly a year, my daughter has been asking to get her hair cut really short. I believe it began last year when her twin brother got his first haircut at a real, brick and mortar shop. She didn't because I continued to cut her hair. Just a pageboy, with bangs, and I could still …
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In Defense of Nannies and Their Employers
There was a video making the rounds recently about a dad doing an interview from home when his kids busted in and all hell broke loose. The mom ran in after the kids and it was precisely what it feels like and looks like working from home with small kids. The internet had a field …
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