Funny Smart Questions and Observations from Toddlers at Christmastime

They're not funny questions or observations to them of course. They're almost three so they question everything. As they should, as we all should. Their wonder is coupled only by their questions and so it balances out.  In fact, you get so used to the non-stop barrage of questions with 2  three-year-olds, that when they …

On Finding Hope and Joy and Goodness in the Midst of this Terrible World

It seems that there is a lot of terrible awful stuff going on in the world, and there really is.  Like, unbelievable, sob in the corner while clasping your blankie terrible stuff.  Racism, dirty politics, religion used for evil, war, starvation, rape, torture, GUNS GUNS GUNS* just to name a few.  Things that you could …

What Does a Whore Look Like?

As I stared in the ladies room bathroom mirror, I pulled out three far too long eyebrow hairs and deposited them into the garbage.  I glanced at my cleavage and reveled in how I still got it going on in the décolletage area.  Then I re-applied my red lipstick. Some might say I look like …