Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
For donuts at the library for the third time this week, where there's always a yoga class or story time or just one more book we need to get before we can leave. For another Thanksgiving sober, instead of one like years ago where I fell off the train drunk as my parents arrived to pick …
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Our Nanny Nikki comes up with some very clever, artistic ideas for these kids, but when I got home the other day and saw what they made, I was screaming! Nikki was screaming! The kids were screaming! I saw what they had done and proclaimed - THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS! Nikki said, …
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Why didn't any of you tell me about picture day? I mean we all had picture day growing up and have the terrible awkward adorable pictures to show for it, but come on. I remember the combs. The combs in the blue barbicide that they always had hanging around on picture day. Inevitably, my mom would …
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Too Sober For This 