Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
It was harmless enough. The babes (not yet four years old) and I were driving back from Woodfield Mall 3 days before Christmas (yes, I lost my damn mind), and as we made the 40 minute drive I was pummeled by relentless questioning starting with: "How do you make two babies?" "Well when two people …
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Marriage can be hard in the best of circumstances and without kids. Kids will absolutely ruin the marriage you once had. And yet we keeping sticking around and asking for more. What the hell is the matter with us? "Having kids sent a tornado through your marriage, then made you happy for the devastation. Even …
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